He kaikamahine ʻōniʻoniʻo ʻōniʻoniʻo maikaʻi, me ka hoki ʻano peara maikaʻi (ke kū pololei ʻo ia). Akā ʻaʻole huluhulu maoli kāna pēpē, he ʻelua pule wale nō ia "
hiki iā ʻoe ke hele i loko, pimply kona mau wāwae, ugh.
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He ala maikaʻi kēlā no ka mea hana e hoʻokomo i kāna ana hohonu i kona lauoho ʻulaʻula. A pūlima pū me ka ʻīnika keʻokeʻo ma luna o kāna hoki: "E hoʻohana me ka hilinaʻi!
E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kāna helu.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
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